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*Things I particularly dislike*

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Here is a list of things I particularly dislike. I'm known to complain about absolutely everything and to prove it wrong I've tried hard to make this list as short as possible (and I've also made the list of things I like longer than it should be). So don't believe what you hear and rather think of me as cheerful by nature. (If you are doing my psychological profile based on these pages you probably know your job and have every right to disagree.)

American way of life because it involves eating fast food and watching dumb TV-shows and then making others do the same.
Bluffing because it never works for me.
Cables on the floor because they can make appliances jump off tables.
Cars with only one occupant because they take the same space as six bicycles when parked but still carry only the single passenger.
Coffee because of the amount I need to drink to feel its effects.
Drugs because of things they do to people who consume them.
Dust because it looks bad on most pieces of hardware.
Fast food because it contains pieces of animals that aren't normally meant to be eaten by humans.
Fingerprints on glass because they make glass look ugly.
Greasy doorhandles because they slip out of hand and make terrible noise doing that.
Long hair because it can get caught in fax machines.
People who are always late because they make me wait and worry.
Shoelaces because they make the most complicated knots when it's essential to untie them quickly.
Silly neighbours because it's not pleasant to live in a silly neighbourhood.
Smoking because it makes stains on curtains that no washing powder can remove.
Snowy roads because they make traffic a nightmare.
Statistics because of people who like it.
Sticky tapes because of the two categories they are divided into.
Telekom Slovenije because they are masters of screwing-up things that can't possibly be screwed-up by anyone else.
Too hot weather because of all that entropy generated by cooling.
Travelling by car because there's always that 0.07% chance of getting killed doing that.
Waiting in queues because of the feeling that I would be better off doing something else every time I have to wait in a queue.
Wearing a tie because I only own two of them.
Writing essays because I can hardly ever write anything that makes sense if I'm forced to.
Writing reports because I'm never allowed to write them my way.